HEx's Guide to Languages

(Yes, I do of course mean programming languages. I also speak human languages, but I don't tend to learn dozens of them for fun.)

Languages I know and love

Otherwise known as "languages of choice". I've generally written a fair amount of code in them too.

Languages I know and, umm, know

Languages I have a passing acquaintance with

I've at least tried to program stuff in these languages (with varying degrees of success), but haven't explored them deeply.

Languages I'd like to learn someday

Languages I'll probably end up learning someday

Languages I'm vaguely curious about

Languages I've only heard of but nonetheless would rather keep a safe distance from